Okay, so I've decided to get rid of my old journal entry, but I'm left in a bit of a predicament. The aspiring porn star (gag, gag)mentioned in said entry has since been smashed to oblivion by the almighty banhammer, leaving me with nothing controversial to write about.Please allow me a moment to vent:

FFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

Now that I have gotten that off my chest, I can continue. It has come to my attention that we have whole shitloads of holidays. We have Xmas and Channukah and Halloween. We've got holidays celebrating groundhogs (wtf?), firefighters, black people, liberals, cripples, 'tards, HIV awareness and probably banned literature. Hell, I'm sure if I looked hard enough (not that I would - RIGHT!?) I could discover bestiality week. Yeah. That's what I said, go back and read it again if you don't believe me. "Fursecution"? I don't think so.

Anyway, on a rather disheartening note, I have never once heard anyone express appreciation for the annoying f*cktards who post porn of themselves online. They might be the moron you see on the street taking a piss on an old ladie's walker. Or the asshole who yells "NIGGER NIGGER, BACK TO THEM COTTON PICKIN' FIELDS!" at every passing Chinese person. Perhaps they are the douchebag that freely and liberally uses the word "c*nt" in front of your 10 year old sister. Whoever they are, chances are, you don't appreciate them one bit. I could accurately guess that you probably wish they would hurry up and jump off a cliff already. Chances are, you don't think that there is anything appreciable about these oxygen wasting sons-of-bitches. WELL, YOU'RE WRONG. Who do you think inspired Dante's "Inferno? Or [link] , and [link] ? Do you honestly think that such masterpieces could have been inspired by normal, non-morons? What about powerful historic events, such as the war of 1812, or the establishment of Gulags in WWII Russia? What are the chances that these events will be repeated? That's right, and it's all thanks to brainless bastards.

So why don't we have a @#$%^ retarded asshat appreciation week?

Probably because they make us want to kill puppies and blow out own brains out.